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The old stuff just isn't going to do it, someone can come up with something better.

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That last Boca Burger has me all knotted up.
On more set of crunches, 2oz less weight in the car.
I thought my new seat mount was much stronger.
Buffing this new paint with my @ss is harder than I thought.

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It's almost like there's an invisible set of skis bound to his legs...
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"i knew all those hours in the bucket seat would have long term consequences"
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"Old man floored by riced out Ford..."
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Too cheap to buy nitrogen, Bill tries inflating his race tires with methane gas.
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Damn, that Ex Lax really works!
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He is using a hookers perspective to get the right alignment on those numbers:)
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Man, this tire valve makes a great butt plug.
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Max Hayter wrote:Man, this tire valve is the same size as Max.
Fixed that for you. }:)
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That's an odd way to check camber.
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I think this how Denise Austin does it.
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"My Euro Man-panties are even better than the Avard's cat for taking off cone marks!" :thumbup:
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...forgot to bring my torque wrench.
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The "Schenker Spinner" option, new from DUB wheels.
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Bill just realized .....

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So that's what Ferrari was filling their tires with..
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Aaron Goldsmith wrote:So that's what Ferrari was filling their tires with..
Smelly but effective
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Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:
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OH LOL!!!! :lol:

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Mako Koiwai wrote:Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:
No, they didn't discover it that way at all. Use of CO2 in racing tires far pre-dates Stepneygate, all the way back to the early 1990s. I highly recommend that people who seek accurate and relevant information on F1, instead of the second-hand regurgitation found at F1-live.com, read what's posted at grandprix.com, whose writer/editors have several decades of experience reporting on the sport.
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Bob Beamesderfer wrote:
Mako Koiwai wrote:Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:
No, they didn't discover it that way at all. Use of CO2 in racing tires far pre-dates Stepneygate, all the way back to the early 1990s. I highly recommend that people who seek accurate and relevant information on F1, instead of the second-hand regurgitation found at F1-live.com, read what's posted at grandprix.com, whose writer/editors have several decades of experience reporting on the sport.
Or better yet, subscribe to F1 Racing magazine.

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I read about it in WIRED magazine. :roll: :oops:
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