Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...

[Curt Luther]

My main problem was I was hungry, but, yeah, it was not the right day to start stuff with me. The unabridged version is on rrax.

[Ashley Armstrong]

That blows. I'll tip my 40 for you.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Vicodin and Tequila ain't touching this shoulder thing....Can I just sawzall it off?
I reached for the gas receipt at the Flying J Barstow with the wrong effing hand tonight and it nearly dropped me right there. Had to man up quick for the hot little lip ring girl who thought Wiggle Way Racing was cute.

[Ashley Armstrong]

[Kurt Rahn]

Shoulder injuries suck. Like you said, Steve, move it the wrong way and you feel like dropping from the pain.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Try driving a seven cone slalom.....

[Kurt Rahn]

You drove your runs like that?!?

That's playing hurt!

[Ashley Armstrong]

Leftover chili rocks my world.

[Larry Andrews]

Something tells me that it's probably going to rock Curt's world tomorrow at some point. Unless he's got a nice door in the way.

[Bob Beamesderfer]

George needs this decal on his car:

[Steve Ekstrand]

You drove your runs like that?!?

That's playing hurt!

I'm usually in tears after my Nationals runs.... This time I had a reason.

[Rick Brown]

George needs this decal on his car:

The best art I saw on a plumbing truck had a picture on the door that made it look like the driver was sitting on a toilet. Can't seem to find the pic now.......

[Sebastian Rios]

The best art I saw on a plumbing truck had a picture on the door that made it look like the driver was sitting on a toilet. Can't seem to find the pic now.......

You mean this one? I saw it for the first time this morning. I lolled.

[Christine Grice]

10-Year-Old Girl Kicks Would-Be Offender In Groin
Irvine police released a composite sketch Thursday and asked for the public's help in finding a man who offered candy to a 10-year-old girl to remove a portion of her clothing but instead was kicked in the groin by her.

The girl was approached about 3 p.m. Tuesday near Bryan Avenue and Marketplace, Irvine police Lt. Rick Handfield said.

The man fell to the ground when he was kicked and the girl ran away, Handfield said.

The suspect was described as 5 feet 8 inches tall, 20-30 years old, with a medium build and a shaved head. He spoke with a noticeable Spanish accent, had a tattoo with cursive writing on the back of his neck and a small scar on the right side of his face, Handfield said.

His vehicle was described as a green Jeep Wrangler in poor condition with no top, Handfield said.

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[Steve Ekstrand]

I heard that story this morning. Good for that kid! Hope she was a soccer standout. I'm figuring any Berry girl could drop a perv like that.

[Jeff Shyu]

I heard that story this morning. Good for that kid! Hope she was a soccer standout. I'm figuring any Berry girl could drop a perv like that.

Marshal uses beer, more effective than candy..

[Bob Beamesderfer]

I hope she did some damage.

[Marshall Grice]

Marshal uses beer, more effective than candy..

who's this 'marshal' guy? he sounds like a jerk.

[Aaron Goldsmith]

Marshal uses beer, more effective than candy..

who's this 'marshal' guy? he sounds like a jerk.

Just because you have an extra L in your name doesn't make you not a jerk

[Rick Brown]

You mean this one? I saw it for the first time this morning. I lolled.

Yup, dat be da one.

[Rick Brown]

10-Year-Old Girl Kicks Would-Be Offender In Groin

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On the news last night it indicated she was active in martial arts so she knew how and where to hit.

[Mike Simanyi]

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[Jeff Shyu]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

hahahhaa.. i'm actually tearing up..

[Bob Beamesderfer]

I just want to say that I'd like the 2.5 hours of my life back lost to watching "Con Air" last night. Not as big a piece of smelly garbage of Anaconda, the best bad movie of the past decade, just a string contrived plot turns and sappy cliches. :barf:

[Kurt Rahn]

I just went paintballing with my son and 10 other 13-year-olds for his birthday. We were there for 8 solid hours in Agua Dulce (rhymes with "hot as freakin' hell...literally). I'm exhausted and I have welts all over. Plus I didn't get to watch football or the F1 race (I did DVR it though). I need a drink.