Defective Thong Injury

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This seems like appropriate news here....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... rets1.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Maybe Bill could lend an expert opinion on thong safety.
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Macrida? Sounds like some sort of nasty STD.
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Defective Thong Injury by Steve Ekstrand

Loooooooooooooooooooooong hesitation with the mouse pointer hovering over the thread title. Do I really want to go there.....but curiosity got the best of good judgement. And the link doesn't work!
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worked for me
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Christine Berry wrote:worked for me
The link or the...nevermind.
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I wonder if the plaintiff really wants to be cross-examined on the exact "use as intended" portion of her complaint. }:)
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I love it when a plaintiff claims loss of feeling/damage to nerves in the genitalia.

That's when they get to meet my "IME" (independent medical examiner).

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I could clarify my comment but it is much more fun to let you all ponder what i meant :D :shock:
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Christine Berry wrote:I could clarify my comment but it is much more fun to let you all ponder what i meant :D :shock:
It's actually no fun at all. I mean, I know your boyfriend...and your dad :?
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Marshall is a big dude.
Dad has a shotgun.

And while you're thinking about how those two are going to hurt you, Christine has just dropped you so hard with a crotch shot that you change your name to Clarabelle and buy a Miata.
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Steve Ekstrand wrote:Marshall is a big dude.
Dad has a shotgun.

And while you're thinking about how those two are going to hurt you, Christine has just dropped you so hard with a crotch shot that you change your name to Clarabelle and buy a Miata.
Exactly. No fun at all...
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