Now everyone can sound like Max...

[Mike Simanyi]

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[Rick Brown]

This one is great:

"Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough."

[Mako Koiwai]

I found out while in England last year that Gamon is to pork/ham/bacon like Mutton is to lamb.

[Mike Simanyi]

I kinda like these:

Thou dankish dread-bolted malcontent!

and

Thou gleeking full-gorged scullian!

(Edited to add)

and

Thou puking tardy-gaited pignut!

[John Coffey]

I think this is the one Max uses most often:

"What trick, what device, what starting-hole canst thou now find out, to hide thee from this open and apparent shame?"

[Max Hayter]

Thou frothy clay-brained barnacle!

[Michael Palero]

What if you woke up from surgery and sounded like Max... permanently?
It's a whole different kind of hell
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[Bill Schenker]

What if you woke up from surgery and sounded like Max... permanently?
It's a whole different kind of hell
http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well- ... ish-accent

Ignorant Colonists; she clearly sounds Irish....

[Kurt Rahn]

I think she sounds more Swedish than Irish.