Marshall is out of town
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Its worse than that. There are dry towns and county's.
Stacey told me I need to stock up in the trailer. So, I'm going to install a pole and bus in some girls from Memphis.
Wait, maybe she meant alcohol? Hmmm... I can fit both nekkid girls and drinks in my trailer.
Stacey told me I need to stock up in the trailer. So, I'm going to install a pole and bus in some girls from Memphis.
Wait, maybe she meant alcohol? Hmmm... I can fit both nekkid girls and drinks in my trailer.
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I like what you're selling, and would like to subscribe to the newsletter.Steve Ekstrand wrote:I can fit both nekkid girls and drinks in my trailer.
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Yikes. That sounds dire indeed.
Why Memphis?
Why Memphis?
Ash "Cupcakes"
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man.. i was trying to find this site (unsuccessfully) that had police mug shots of arrested hookers from various cities. They all look god aweful in full light, btw.
anyways, i came across this one.. OMG TERMINATOR!
anyways, i came across this one.. OMG TERMINATOR!
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gaaaah
Ash "Cupcakes"
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When I was a child I had this recurring dream where I was walking parallel to a chain-link fence when suddenly a wire from the fence popped out and stabbed me in the eye. OW.
Ash "Cupcakes"
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wtf.. reoccurring?!.. you had a weird childhood!..Ashley Armstrong wrote:When I was a child I had this recurring dream where I was walking parallel to a chain-link fence when suddenly a wire from the fence popped out and stabbed me in the eye. OW.
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Sho'nuff.Jeff Shyu wrote:wtf.. reoccurring?!.. you had a weird childhood!..Ashley Armstrong wrote:When I was a child I had this recurring dream where I was walking parallel to a chain-link fence when suddenly a wire from the fence popped out and stabbed me in the eye. OW.
Ash "Cupcakes"
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sounds like fun.
my worst dream was of a fall, I woke up on the floor. I was sleeping on the top of bunk beds.
my worst dream was of a fall, I woke up on the floor. I was sleeping on the top of bunk beds.
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I did one time have a riding lawnmower fall on my and hit right behind my left eye. Scar is still there. Dad said they could see the back of my eyeball when they were taking me to the hospital.
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gaaaaah. *cringe*
Once as a child I dreamt there was a paper bag full of mice on my bed, and that the mice were going to get out if I didn't tape the bag shut. So I did--but it was a terrible struggle to get the bag taped shut for some reason!
Then, I woke up in the morning, freezing--I had pulled all the sheets off the bed, and taped them together into a giant ball, in my sleep. Go me!
Once as a child I dreamt there was a paper bag full of mice on my bed, and that the mice were going to get out if I didn't tape the bag shut. So I did--but it was a terrible struggle to get the bag taped shut for some reason!
Then, I woke up in the morning, freezing--I had pulled all the sheets off the bed, and taped them together into a giant ball, in my sleep. Go me!
Ash "Cupcakes"
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wtf is wrong with you people?!..
i think the worst that's ever happened to me was running along the delta in Taiwan when i was like 3, and turning back to look at my nanny who was chasing me, and falling down a ~4' drop. I have a tiny scar, and never be able to grow a soul patch..
i think the worst that's ever happened to me was running along the delta in Taiwan when i was like 3, and turning back to look at my nanny who was chasing me, and falling down a ~4' drop. I have a tiny scar, and never be able to grow a soul patch..
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I ran, looked back and fell into the ditch once... And the rusty jagged metal spike went all the way through my knee.
Wish it had been a dream.
End of my dreams to be an Olympic Sprinter.
Wish it had been a dream.
End of my dreams to be an Olympic Sprinter.
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i'm going to have nightmares from reading about you guys' nightmares.. >_<
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When I was about 3 my mom was holding my hand as I was walking on a log at a local park, there was a small gap between that one and the next one, maybe 9 inches. Story goes she told me to step down, and get back up on the next one. At 3, sure I could have stepped across, but whats the challenge in that, apparently I had no intentions of doing either and jumped across. Landed brow first in the gap. 15 stitches later, I now have a lifetime reminder above my eyebrow for the death defying feat, luckily the one on my chin (opposite side of the gap) was gone by the time I entered school.
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Ash,
As boys the majority of us didn't need scary dreams, we lived (gave) them to our parents. I was blessed with too girls, no payback for my childhood mishaps.
Instead I get the privilege of teenage girl hormones. Don't know which is the worse punishment for my childhood pranks / tribulations on my parents.
As boys the majority of us didn't need scary dreams, we lived (gave) them to our parents. I was blessed with too girls, no payback for my childhood mishaps.
Instead I get the privilege of teenage girl hormones. Don't know which is the worse punishment for my childhood pranks / tribulations on my parents.
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I misbehaved plenty.
I think my subconscious was just out to get me!
I think my subconscious was just out to get me!
Ash "Cupcakes"
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and...
I can't imagine being on the receiving end of teenage girl hormones. Yikes.
I can't imagine being on the receiving end of teenage girl hormones. Yikes.
Ash "Cupcakes"
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have you had to threaten their boyfriends with shotguns yet?Craig Naylor wrote:Ash,
As boys the majority of us didn't need scary dreams, we lived (gave) them to our parents. I was blessed with too girls, no payback for my childhood mishaps.
Instead I get the privilege of teenage girl hormones. Don't know which is the worse punishment for my childhood pranks / tribulations on my parents.
I'd imagine the role of the father would be more stressful for daughters than sons.
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My dad used to write down drivers license and license plate numbers before he'd let a boy take me out.
Ash "Cupcakes"
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What, no mug shot? Maybe some fingerprints.Ashley Armstrong wrote:My dad used to write down drivers license and license plate numbers before he'd let a boy take me out.
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Ooo Oooo.. my room mate once left a hook made from a coat hanger he was using to spray paint some parts hanging from the garage ceiling. Never saw it but it caught be right below the eyebrow and hooked in, ended up pulling back really quick and tearing it out.Ashley Armstrong wrote:When I was a child I had this recurring dream where I was walking parallel to a chain-link fence when suddenly a wire from the fence popped out and stabbed me in the eye. OW.
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Aaron Goldsmith wrote:Ooo Oooo.. my room mate once left a hook made from a coat hanger he was using to spray paint some parts hanging from the garage ceiling. Never saw it but it caught be right below the eyebrow and hooked in, ended up pulling back really quick and tearing it out.Ashley Armstrong wrote:When I was a child I had this recurring dream where I was walking parallel to a chain-link fence when suddenly a wire from the fence popped out and stabbed me in the eye. OW.
gaaaah. *whimper*
Ash "Cupcakes"
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i remember that..
good times..
there was a reason why tetanus shots were important while living in that house..
good times..
there was a reason why tetanus shots were important while living in that house..
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