Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...

[Kurt Rahn]

I'd better not let my daughter see that or I'll be scrambling to get one

[Ashley Armstrong]

wow, and I was just saying last night at happy hour that I needed to figure out what to be for Halloween

[Jeff Shyu]

edible cupcake costume

[Steve Ekstrand]

Ashley's Halloween Costume?

Stripper
Invisible Woman reappearing
Naturalist
Paris Hilton getting out of a limo

[Jeff Shyu]

Ashley's Halloween Costume?

Stripper
Invisible Woman reappearing
Naturalist
Paris Hilton getting out of a limo

[Ashley Armstrong]

=P

[Steve Ekstrand]

How about a corvette driver?

Cheesy polyester suit
Open polyester shirt
big shiny gold chain and medallion
Chest toupee

[Ashley Armstrong]

I'd look so hot with a chest toupee.

Loves it.

[Steve Ekstrand]

I just love the conflict...

Do I look for some good Ash side boob action and risk being scarred by the chest toupee, or do I avoid the area all together.......

I might have to install the Photoshop upgrade to my photographic memory.

[Christine Grice]

Anyone see a problem with the speed on this ticket? (yes, its in a different language)



Gotta love those speed cameras

Another case:
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[Jeff Shyu]

wtf is "vw/gol rolling stone"??

[Bob Beamesderfer]

Anyone see a problem with the speed on this ticket? (yes, its in a different language)



Gotta love those speed cameras

Another case:
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Traffic ... amera.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I guess the VW Golf is Brazil's new space vehicle.

[Steve Ekstrand]

What is the fine for exceeding the speed limit by 4760kph?

And is the fine worse than the civil claims for broken glass due to sonic booms???

[Bob Beamesderfer]

Hey kids! Look what I found when I opened my front door to get the mail! Yessss, it's dead possum! Hours of insect of fun! Comes with its own rotting, necrotic stench!

[Jeff Shyu]

maybe it's just REALLY GOOD at playing dead?

[Steve Ekstrand]

I hope you have the proper permits for the storage of dead animals on your residential property.

[Bob Beamesderfer]

maybe it's just REALLY GOOD at playing dead?

He ain't breathing and ants are setting up shop. Blow-flies should be here soon, maybe before animal control. :barf:

[Jeff Shyu]

possums are really ugly.. i wouldn't even poke one with a stick.

[Christine Grice]

Smart car for two + Shaq = Convertable required

[Bob Beamesderfer]

possums are really ugly.. i wouldn't even poke one with a stick.

Yeah, but they do eat bugs, mice, rats.

[Jeff Shyu]

if they eat gophers.. they'd be my new favorite animal.

anyone got a good, surefire way to rid of gophers? i saw a few online video of the gas-injecting-blow-upper method, but didn't think that method would work very well in an urban setting with underground utilities and stuff..

the mounds in my front yard really really piss me off though.

anyone tried one of those thumper things that they sell at Home Depot? seems pretty gimmicky..

[Kurt Rahn]

Call Bill Murray.

BTW, those thumper things (The things that make a noise that gophers supposedly don't like) don't work for jack.

[Kurt Rahn]

Damn, Jeff...you passed my post count and you've been on the board for two months less than me. You talk alot too! ;)

[Bob Beamesderfer]

if they eat gophers.. they'd be my new favorite animal.

anyone got a good, surefire way to rid of gophers? i saw a few online video of the gas-injecting-blow-upper method, but didn't think that method would work very well in an urban setting with underground utilities and stuff..

the mounds in my front yard really really piss me off though.

anyone tried one of those thumper things that they sell at Home Depot? seems pretty gimmicky..

You could try flooding their burrow, but you'd have to block all the exits. I wonder if the bigger model of Rat Zapper would work.

When I was growing up in Chicago, the Park District had a method of dealing with rats. Find and plug all but two holes. Insert hose connected to exhaust pipe of large truck, 3-4 guys with headless golf clubs stand round remaining hole, impaling escaping rats. Probably some German came up with the method. }:)

[Steve Ekstrand]

Like Kurt said.....


Carl Spackler is the ONLY true gopher solution.

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdies' feet.
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon!