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Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:45 pm
by Curt Luther
Ashley Armstrong wrote:Curt Luther wrote:Ashley Armstrong wrote:Shock collars aside, we learned this week that there are serious repercussions to passing out drunk at my place, didn't we?
Umm...well...
I mean, no comment...
Wait, what are YOU referring to. I was talking about my work drama ;)
So am I. My lawyer said to say nothing until the deposition

Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:48 pm
by Ashley Armstrong
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:58 pm
by Kurt Rahn
Eggs benedict is my hangover food of choice.
That works pretty well too. Problem is I can't eat it in a restaurant anymore cuz I make it better than anyone else I've ever tried, which means I have to get my hung-over ass out of bed and cook before I get to eat it.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:01 pm
by Ashley Armstrong
Kurt Rahn wrote:Eggs benedict is my hangover food of choice.
That works pretty well too. Problem is I can't eat it in a restaurant anymore cuz I make it better than anyone else I've ever tried, which means I have to get my hung-over ass out of bed and cook before I get to eat it.
See, that's why I never learned how to poach an egg.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:07 pm
by Kurt Rahn
See, that's why I never learned how to poach an egg.
The poached egg, muffin and Cadian bacon are all easy. The hollandaise is a pain in the ass.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:30 pm
by Ashley Armstrong
Kurt Rahn wrote:See, that's why I never learned how to poach an egg.
The poached egg, muffin and Cadian bacon are all easy. The hollandaise is a pain in the ass.
Says you. I still can't do the egg!:(
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:36 pm
by Kurt Rahn
Ashley Armstrong wrote:Says you. I still can't do the egg!:(
Actually if you go into any fine cookware store, they make non-stick pans and pan inserts that will poach a perfectly shaped egg. I still do it the old fashioned way usually, but when I'm feeling like I don't want to screw around I'll use mine.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:53 am
by Steve Ekstrand
Fat people generally know how to cook. How do you think we got this way?
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:22 am
by Bob Beamesderfer
Ashley Armstrong wrote:Kurt Rahn wrote:See, that's why I never learned how to poach an egg.
The poached egg, muffin and Cadian bacon are all easy. The hollandaise is a pain in the ass.
Says you. I still can't do the egg!:(
Four words: automatic electric egg cooker
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:15 am
by Aaron Goldsmith
I could use one right now.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:29 am
by Kurt Rahn
Fat people generally know how to cook. How do you think we got this way?
Too true. Doesn't help that my mom has taught cooking classes for 35 years and been a food critic for about 20 years. She got me going early.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:43 am
by Steve Ekstrand
I was the opposite.
Neither my mom or dad had any clue in the kitchen. So, I was cooking since I can remember.
I wanted to be a fashion designer too...
But hey atleast I don't drive a miata.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:44 am
by Ashley Armstrong
My parents are picky eaters and neither cooks. So I basically ate potatoes until I went away to college.
"hey, onions are good!"
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:46 am
by Curt Luther
Kinda 'splains why you couldn't use a knife until college, too

Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:55 am
by Ashley Armstrong
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:01 pm
by Bob Beamesderfer
Don't need a knife for eating cupcakes.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:06 pm
by Rick Brown
I don't speak German. What's the point of this? People crash on any wheeled vehicle. Generally doing stupid things or because of lack of training/skill. Now some liberal legislator will want Segway's to have an air bag that completely envelops the rider......
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:40 pm
by Steve Ekstrand
Seigfeld is pointing out there is no damage to either the fine German automobile or the Seqway itself. People are a renewable resource.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:28 pm
by Mike Simanyi
Rick Brown wrote:
I don't speak German. What's the point of this?
What's the point to asking the point in a thread intended to be totally, completely, wildly off-topic?!? That would be too
on-topic! (Just havin' fun with ya Rick...)
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:50 pm
by Mike Simanyi
And for my next act:
Enjoy!
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:03 pm
by Bob Beamesderfer
Oh, Ashley! Would you like to have more pets?
We know you do!
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:31 pm
by Ashley Armstrong
Mike Simanyi wrote:And for my next act:
Enjoy!
Somewhere out there on the internet, there is a picture of my ex-boyfriend's dog with my hair extensions taped to her head. She looked like a supermodel
I can't find the picture though.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:32 pm
by Ashley Armstrong
Bob Beamesderfer wrote:Oh, Ashley! Would you like to have more pets?
We know you do!
I see your goldfish bra and raise you a disco bra.
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/08/1 ... g-dis.html
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:24 am
by Michael Palero

Called MazdaSpeed today to see if a Ford Escort GT was eligible for the Mazda contingency.
Had repeat my question a few times because the rep thought I was joking.
Re: Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:05 am
by Bob Beamesderfer
Michael Palero wrote:
Called MazdaSpeed today to see if a Ford Escort GT was eligible for the Mazda contingency.
Had repeat my question a few times because the rep thought I was joking.
Next time I call Mazdaspeed, I don't know you.
