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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field. " "You must be an engineer", says the balloonist. "I am", replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's of no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Rick Brown wrote: Understanding Engineers: 105
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a journalism degree asks, "Plastic or paper?"

Fixed that for ya.

Rick Brown wrote:Understanding Losers: 104

The graduate with an management degree asks, "How can I get someone to pay me millions to let them do their job?"

Fixed that for ya.

One of the things that has always pissed me off is having all these super bright super great engineers and scientists in my MBA classes who make a quarter what my sales and marketing idiots make. My teaching mentor used to chalk it up to interpersonal and communication skills. I call BS on that. My engineers and scientists were almost always more articulate and more engaging than the blow dryer idiots trying to hump my leg during breaks. Its just the BA majors were always working it. Always trying to find the angle. They weren't helping the company or the class, they were helping themselves 24/7. And apparently that works. They are value subtracting in my view. But I'm not hiring.

Now there's a good looking aston martin.

you only like it because it's a total GTone ripoff. }:)

Marshall Grice wrote:you only like it because it's a total GTone ripoff. }:)

Ripping off the GTone worked for Bentley.

Is that the one Tomas Enge binned the other day?

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Aaron Goldsmith wrote:http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN ... roduct_top

You and Palero must have a lot of idle time ;)

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN ... roduct_top

i know what you're getting this year in aug.. :gpower:

Jeff Shyu wrote:

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:http://www.amazon.com/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN ... roduct_top

i know what you're getting this year in aug.. :gpower:

$135 is an expensive gag gift.

KJ Christopher wrote:

Jeff Shyu wrote:i know what you're getting this year in aug.. :gpower:

$135 is an expensive gag gift.

That's a bargain when you consider she had to get each copy hand copied at Kinkos and bust out the Crayolas for the dustjackets.

Peanut butter and jelly anyone? Edited to add: I particularly like the "with a baseball bat" line...

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not sure if i should laugh or cry at this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPs6o5GdeTk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Mike Simanyi wrote:Peanut butter and jelly anyone? Edited to add: I particularly like the "with a baseball bat" line...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVr8GEn5yJA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

If you send Hampsterdance next...

here's another old one for St. Paddy's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I just had a Shamrock Shake. It needed more Bailey's...

...and by "more" I mean "any"...

And.. while we're at it..
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gets rad around 1:30.

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:

And.. while we're at it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNGHk-bz44" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

gets rad around 1:30.

OMG, neither she nor the lion are wearing seatbelts!! Who do I report this to?

Rick Brown wrote:

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:

And.. while we're at it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNGHk-bz44" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

gets rad around 1:30.

OMG, neither she nor the lion are wearing seatbelts!! Who do I report this to?

Step 1: Invent Time Machine
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:

OH YEAH!


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something that i'm sure we can all appreciate:

ok.. seriously, did someone feed boomer something nasty yesterday?

he's been farting up a storm, and they stink..

Jeff Shyu wrote:ok.. seriously, did someone feed boomer something nasty yesterday?

he's been farting up a storm, and they stink..

Could it have been that bowl of refried beans I gave him?