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The following conversation just transpired here at work (names have been changed to protect my office from the pun police):

(Worker a) I'm on it like white on rice
(Worker b) Well, don't get too steamed about it.
(worker c) That was badsmati.
(Worker d) *groans*
(Worker c) You love it.
(Worker d) Well, it certainly gets a rice out of me...

I actually am looking forward to working in a cubicle, starting in September, because of conversations like this.

At my office, we seem to have a lot more time on our hands lately. All of the conversations seem to center around the 20yo receptionist. Seems she's coming in very tired lately. We like to keep business conversations to a minimum.

George Schilling wrote:All of the conversations seem to center around the 20yo receptionist.

This doesn't surprise me in the least.

George Schilling wrote:We like to keep business conversations to a minimum.

Nor this.

You have my cell number George when the sexual harrassment lawsuit gets served. ;)

Steve Ekstrand wrote:You have my cell number George when the sexual harrassment lawsuit gets served. ;)

Sad but true.

Ashley Armstrong wrote:The following conversation just transpired here at work

I'm not so sure I could type the typical conversations I hear "at" work. Even if I could, I doubt anyone could guess what was said with 3/4 of the conversation having to be censored(family board and all...)

Earl Merz wrote:

Ashley Armstrong wrote:The following conversation just transpired here at work

I'm not so sure I could type the typical conversations I hear "at" work. Even if I could, I doubt anyone could guess what was said with 3/4 of the conversation having to be censored(family board and all...)

Let's play guess Earl's profession!

I guess: phone sex dispatcher.

not quite, but close. with what I get to see on a daily basis.......


I drive a Semi around So Cal. Window office is the cab of my Freightliner. "Blue" air courtesy of the CB radio...

Earl you kinda ruined the fun of having everyone guess when you say what you do in the next post.

Steve Ekstrand wrote:You have my cell number George when the sexual harrassment lawsuit gets served. ;)

Now that the definition of harrassment has been redefined by the court, were afraid to make eye contact with anyone that breathes, male of female.

Marshall Grice wrote:Earl you kinda ruined the fun of having everyone guess when you say what you do in the next post.

we could all guess anyway

I guess: strip club bouncer

"That guy is kind of a space cadet. I met him up in Pleasanton when I was there playing drums in the Highland Games. He's into lifting weights, can you believe that? His girlfriend is hot."

Yeah, gimme that cubicle, please.

Well, since being laid off my cubicle is at home, but at least I can spend all the time I want at Autoweek's Amanda Beard gallery. Turns out she's jonzing for an El Camino. :gpower:

The site does have this "unfortunate" automatic text issue:

Amanda Beard

READ MORE ABOUT THIS VEHICLE:
>> Parallel passions

http://tinyurl.com/6qjjbj

Amanda Beard?

I used to swim with her.

The very same.

Bob Beamesderfer wrote:Well, since being laid off my cubicle is at home, but at least I can spend all the time I want at Autoweek's Amanda Beard gallery. Turns out she's jonzing for an El Camino. :gpower:

The site does have this "unfortunate" automatic text issue:

Amanda Beard

READ MORE ABOUT THIS VEHICLE:
>> Parallel passions

http://tinyurl.com/6qjjbj

I got that issue last night and haven't even opened it yet. Didn't even notice though that she was sitting in an El Camino........

Ashley Armstrong wrote:Amanda Beard

Yeah, she's hot and all, but every time I hear her name I think of the little girl with the teddy bear at the Olympics and that brings back my time in, court ordered, therapy...

Forget the kid with stuffed animal. It's Amanda Beard in an El Camino!

Bob Beamesderfer wrote:Forget the kid with stuffed animal. It's Amanda Beard in an El Camino!

But she dated a NASCAR driver.

But then she's a swimmer. I was a swimmer. My first serious girlfriend was a swimmer............ So that makes up for a lot.

Rick Brown wrote:But then she's a swimmer. I was a swimmer. My first serious girlfriend was a swimmer............ So that makes up for a lot.

Swimmers are awesome! :gpower:

Ashley Armstrong wrote:

Rick Brown wrote:But then she's a swimmer. I was a swimmer. My first serious girlfriend was a swimmer............ So that makes up for a lot.

Swimmers are awesome! :gpower:

Yes. Yes they are. :heyes: