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You were cryin' all weekend that I wasn't playing with you enough on the message boards. Well, Ashley's in Tucson, and might actually have to do some work. So here's your chance. Gimme something to work with, well besides the obvious...

O.K., well...be honest now - when you gave Ashley an instructor run and made her tires squeal like a stuffed pig on the first right-hander, what did you really say to her?

Remember, be honest now.

Bill Schenker wrote:O.K., well...be honest now - when you gave Ashley an instructor run and made her tires squeal like a stuffed pig on the first right-hander, what did you really say to her?

Remember, be honest now.

Honestly? "These tires SUCK!" Yeah, I know, boring.

Now, what was my real excuse? I told you in grid

See, Bill. This is the problem. I give you an opening, and it's been a half hour with no response.

Man, if Ashley doesn't get some internet access during the day in Tucson, it's gonna be a long week...

I'm here! hi!

Ashley Armstrong wrote:I'm here! hi!

Thank god. Bill = fail.

Now that I think of it, where the hell is Ekstrand? He wasn't at the event and hasn't posted. Anyone hear from him?

Yeah, I was wondering about Steve too......surprised he wasn't at the event....and no posts? Not like him. Hope all is well. Someone give him a shout? - left message on his voice mail...???

Reijo

Curt Luther wrote:See, Bill. This is the problem. I give you an opening, and it's been a half hour with no response.

Man, if Ashley doesn't get some internet access during the day in Tucson, it's gonna be a long week...

...busy watching the US Open...

Bill Schenker wrote:

Curt Luther wrote:See, Bill. This is the problem. I give you an opening, and it's been a half hour with no response.

Man, if Ashley doesn't get some internet access during the day in Tucson, it's gonna be a long week...

...busy watching the US Open...

Yeah, cause that's a fast paced, can't take your eyes off of it sport...

BTW, I was watching that too and won $20 off a guy here at work on the Sudden Death.

Curt Luther wrote:Yeah, cause that's a fast paced, can't take your eyes off of it sport...

Yeah, kinda like watching you take one of your runs in your Hundah.

Bill Schenker wrote:
...busy watching the US Open...

I was watching Le Mans; this year's race, not the movie.

Bill Schenker wrote:

Curt Luther wrote:Yeah, cause that's a fast paced, can't take your eyes off of it sport...

Yeah, kinda like watching you take one of your runs in your Hundah.

Now that's better...

Hey Bill, when are you gonna finish the paint or vinyl wrap on your Meeotter? I got a hood ornament for it consisting of something Paul picked up at the adult store and some Mighty Putty...

Actually having to do work kinda sucks

Ashley Armstrong wrote:Actually having to do work kinda sucks

Yeah, but at least in Tucson you got Cracker Barrel and Waffle House. Mmmm. Waffle House hash browns, smothered and covered...

Curt Luther wrote:Yeah, but at least in Tucson you got Cracker Barrel and Waffle House. Mmmm. Waffle House hash browns, smothered and covered...

*drool*

Actually I just got back from dinner n drinks with my boss. We had the BEST NACHOS I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Yum.

Was it a Solo person who recommended to me Chicago Bar? I saw it today and the name sounded familiar. Looks like a dive--my kinda place!

Curt Luther wrote:You were cryin' all weekend that I wasn't playing with you enough on the message boards. Well, Ashley's in Tucson, and might actually have to do some work. So here's your chance. Gimme something to work with, well besides the obvious...

Oh I know NOW WHY he's quiet!! I just saw the results in PAX for the No$ event and MAN someone got spanked by 4 different cars!!!

• Lotus Elan
  Porsche 911
  Chevrolet Corvette
  Mitsubishi Evolution

When it rains it pours eh Bill? Just like Ferrari last race you came in 5th! OH life imitating art or is it art imitating life?

Giovanni Jaramillo wrote:

Curt Luther wrote:You were cryin' all weekend that I wasn't playing with you enough on the message boards. Well, Ashley's in Tucson, and might actually have to do some work. So here's your chance. Gimme something to work with, well besides the obvious...

Oh I know NOW WHY he's quiet!! I just saw the results in PAX for the No$ event and MAN someone got spanked by 4 different cars!!!

• Lotus Elan
  Porsche 911
  Chevrolet Corvette
  Mitsubishi Evolution

When it rains it pours eh Bill? Just like Ferrari last race you came in 5th! OH life imitating art or is it art imitating life?

Maybe he had car trouble...

Aaron Goldsmith wrote:Maybe he had car trouble...

OUCH!!!

I have HD Tivo, so the US Open just got time shifted for 5 days. But I didn't miss a minute... Nor did I miss any of the Golf Channel or ESPN wrapups. I played Torrey Pines during my Junior World days and also in college against UCSD and in the annual Southwest Intercollegite tournament. Some of my fondest golf memories come from that place. So, it was special to watch an open played there.

But Stacey and I went on a spending spree. Originally, I was just getting new golf clubs for father's day. I did that. Then we got the truck Tuesday. And had to outfit it for a fifth wheel. And then shop for the fifth wheel trailer (38' Fleetwood Gearbox) which we bought Saturday and will pick up this coming Saturday. So, we had to "outfit" it. Lots of shopping. Lots of spending Stacey's money.

And we spent some time with my 90yo grandfather. Last father's day was his first without his only child (my mom). This was his first without his bride of 64 years. Been a tough holiday for him.

I wasn't feeling too hot, so we weren't up for a hero attempt at fitting in the race too so we bagged it. Focus is getting everything ready for the divisionals, Packwood, and Nationals.

Now back to Bill and Curt.....

Ashley and Curt alone in a car.....


Curt: So Ash, you should know that loosing 211lbs increased the length of my penis by 16.3". The girls at Rhino call it "John Henry"



Ash [reaching for door handle at speed]:

Steve just made me

Steve Ekstrand wrote:Ashley and Curt alone in a car.....


Curt: So Ash, you should know that loosing 211lbs increased the length of my penis by 16.3". The girls at Rhino call it "John Henry"

Ash [reaching for door handle at speed]:

Note for next SEB call... Have sexual harassment included on the next batch of event waivers.

Curt: So Ash, you should know that loosing 211lbs increased the length of my penis by 16.3". The girls at Rhino call it "John Henry"

Hey guys...Steve's back!!

Oh yeah... And I had jury duty Monday... That really cuts into your post count.

Steve wins :king: . I've been trying for over two hours to come up with something, anything, for the "John Henry" post. I got nuthin'. Bill, learn from the master.

I'm just down, not out...