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Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:22 pm
by Steve Ekstrand
This seems like appropriate news here....
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Maybe Bill could lend an expert opinion on thong safety.
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:04 pm
by Kurt Rahn
Macrida? Sounds like some sort of nasty STD.
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:54 pm
by Rick Brown
Defective Thong Injury by Steve Ekstrand
Loooooooooooooooooooooong hesitation with the mouse pointer hovering over the thread title. Do I really want to go there.....but curiosity got the best of good judgement. And the link doesn't work!
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:56 pm
by Christine Grice
worked for me
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:01 pm
by Curt Luther
Christine Berry wrote:worked for me
The link or the...nevermind.
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:30 pm
by Bob Beamesderfer
I wonder if the plaintiff really wants to be cross-examined on the exact "use as intended" portion of her complaint. }:)
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:35 pm
by Steve Ekstrand
I love it when a plaintiff claims loss of feeling/damage to nerves in the genitalia.
That's when they get to meet my "IME" (independent medical examiner).

Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:41 pm
by Curt Luther
First John Henry, now Mengele. Yeah, man the lifeboats. We're goin' down. New fourms were fun while they lasted...
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:36 am
by Christine Grice
I could clarify my comment but it is much more fun to let you all ponder what i meant

Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:42 am
by Curt Luther
Christine Berry wrote:I could clarify my comment but it is much more fun to let you all ponder what i meant

It's actually no fun at all. I mean, I know your boyfriend...and your dad

Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:34 am
by Steve Ekstrand
Marshall is a big dude.
Dad has a shotgun.
And while you're thinking about how those two are going to hurt you, Christine has just dropped you so hard with a crotch shot that you change your name to Clarabelle and buy a Miata.
Re: Defective Thong Injury
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:39 am
by Curt Luther
Steve Ekstrand wrote:Marshall is a big dude.
Dad has a shotgun.
And while you're thinking about how those two are going to hurt you, Christine has just dropped you so hard with a crotch shot that you change your name to Clarabelle and buy a Miata.
Exactly. No fun at all...