Cal Club Autocross Forums

Experienced practitioners of this obscure sport can be overheard to discuss the ritualistic practice of "Ape Latexing".

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross

Some funny stuff

The ASP description needs to be updated ;)

Awesome

"STU: The idea is to take a really nice expensive street car, make it uncomfortable and barely streetable, then not let it run DOT R's, so it'll go slower than the stock version of the same car."
the only problem is it was already uncomfortable and barely streetable new. why else would i have bought it?

Ok to keep the reference PC, check out the uncyclopedia entry of the manufacturer (listed at the bottom of the page) after the Volvo listing.

Rather entertaining. }:)

Craig Naylor wrote:Ok to keep the reference PC, check out the uncyclopedia entry of the manufacturer (listed at the bottom of the page) after the Volvo listing.

Rather entertaining. }:)

omg...who writes this stuff

I love the "Corporate slogan" ... definitely not PC.

....They are quite capable of carrying freight

Real Volvo ad slogans from the 1960s:

Every Man Should Drive a Volvo

Volvo: Ask the Man Who Drives One

B Stock: This is one of the more confusing of the stock classes... Nobody thats ever driven a Mazda RX-8 can possibly understand A) How a car with 14.77 lb-ft. of torque can be that much faster than the 350z, B) Why nobody can beat that Isley guy and C) How they convince their tire guy to spend an entire workweek mounting those Kumhos

Did these guys read my mind? Especially, A and B!