Bwahahaha! I WON! =)
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:57 pm
As some of you may recall, I was pulled over last summer by a rather aggressive, nasty motorcycle cop here in Santa Monica for "failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk" In addition to the BOGUS charge, the cop was profiling me as a "street racer" and demanded that I "open my hood" so he could search for violations.
"I'm a trained street racer investigator" he blustered....
When I politely refused, he started yelling at me, and threatening to impound my car. (they must have taught him that tactic at Street Racer Investigation University)
"Do what you have to do, but I'm not giving you permission to search my car - I'm a very private person" I told him, as I followed ACLU protocol, and rolled up my windows to make it clear he did not have permission to go fishing in MY pond.
=)
Well, after some good-cop / bad-cop with him and his Sergent, I was released (the impound threat was empty) with a crosswalk ticket, and a BAR citation for an "illegal muffler" -
Oh, and a $637 fine!!!! :barf:
So.... I fought it with a "trial by declaration".....
Using Google Earth, I made a diagram of the ticket scene, showing how the cop couldn't have seen the pedestrian from his vantage point, and a written explanation of my side of the story - that I did indeed yield the right of way. I also included a photo of my rusty old OEM muffler under the car in my evidence package... Then I submitted the package to the Court Clerk, along with a check for $637
Here is the result:
http://tinyurl.com/yfxkh2r" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Lol....no BAR visit, and now the Clerk of the court has to cough up my $637!
Ahahahaha! Just in time for Christmas. ;)
Maybe there is a god after all.... "Oh Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree...."
=)
My advice?
ALWAYS FIGHT ANY CITATION AND NEVER AGREE TO LET COPS SEARCH YOUR CAR.
Thanks to Bob Beamesderfer for directing me to Ticket Assassin last summer. Though I didn't use that service, it enabled me to figure out the process!

PS - I stumbled across an interesting quirk in California Tax law while researching boating laws and state jurisdiction the other day that might interest all of you:
http://www.sco.ca.gov/ardtax_gas_tax.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It doent help me much - I have a sail boat, and can only claim the refund for fuel used out past the 3 mile limit at sea.
However, it looks like you all probably qualify for an .$18 per gallon refund for fuel used on the race course, since it's on private property, and is thus off highway use, and not on public lands subject to vehicle registration. I guess the tax is specifically to fund highway improvements and maintenance, and the refund loophole was probably created by the Agriculture lobby when the tax was imposed.... Cal-Club should ask participants to voluntarily sign over their refunds at registration, and use the money to fund goodies for the benefit of everyone! You guys could make the administration of it a work assignment at each event, and have the treasurer do the accounting. It's not really worth it for an individual to file for it - even if you used 20 gallons of fuel over a weekend, you'd only get back $3.60
However, multiply THAT by 150 or so, and let's see....
That's $540 per month, x 12......and....carry the 3....and....
$6480 per year from the State of California to fund local Autocross racing each year!
Lol.... It is unwise to get on Bill Hogan's bad side, greedy, extortionist bureaucrats.... :king:
"I'm a trained street racer investigator" he blustered....
When I politely refused, he started yelling at me, and threatening to impound my car. (they must have taught him that tactic at Street Racer Investigation University)
"Do what you have to do, but I'm not giving you permission to search my car - I'm a very private person" I told him, as I followed ACLU protocol, and rolled up my windows to make it clear he did not have permission to go fishing in MY pond.
=)
Well, after some good-cop / bad-cop with him and his Sergent, I was released (the impound threat was empty) with a crosswalk ticket, and a BAR citation for an "illegal muffler" -
Oh, and a $637 fine!!!! :barf:
So.... I fought it with a "trial by declaration".....
Using Google Earth, I made a diagram of the ticket scene, showing how the cop couldn't have seen the pedestrian from his vantage point, and a written explanation of my side of the story - that I did indeed yield the right of way. I also included a photo of my rusty old OEM muffler under the car in my evidence package... Then I submitted the package to the Court Clerk, along with a check for $637

Here is the result:
http://tinyurl.com/yfxkh2r" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Lol....no BAR visit, and now the Clerk of the court has to cough up my $637!
Ahahahaha! Just in time for Christmas. ;)
Maybe there is a god after all.... "Oh Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree...."
=)
My advice?
ALWAYS FIGHT ANY CITATION AND NEVER AGREE TO LET COPS SEARCH YOUR CAR.
Thanks to Bob Beamesderfer for directing me to Ticket Assassin last summer. Though I didn't use that service, it enabled me to figure out the process!

PS - I stumbled across an interesting quirk in California Tax law while researching boating laws and state jurisdiction the other day that might interest all of you:
http://www.sco.ca.gov/ardtax_gas_tax.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It doent help me much - I have a sail boat, and can only claim the refund for fuel used out past the 3 mile limit at sea.
However, it looks like you all probably qualify for an .$18 per gallon refund for fuel used on the race course, since it's on private property, and is thus off highway use, and not on public lands subject to vehicle registration. I guess the tax is specifically to fund highway improvements and maintenance, and the refund loophole was probably created by the Agriculture lobby when the tax was imposed.... Cal-Club should ask participants to voluntarily sign over their refunds at registration, and use the money to fund goodies for the benefit of everyone! You guys could make the administration of it a work assignment at each event, and have the treasurer do the accounting. It's not really worth it for an individual to file for it - even if you used 20 gallons of fuel over a weekend, you'd only get back $3.60
However, multiply THAT by 150 or so, and let's see....
That's $540 per month, x 12......and....carry the 3....and....
$6480 per year from the State of California to fund local Autocross racing each year!
Lol.... It is unwise to get on Bill Hogan's bad side, greedy, extortionist bureaucrats.... :king: