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Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:32 pm
by Jason Isley BS RX8
The old stuff just isn't going to do it, someone can come up with something better.

Ive fallen and I can't get up.
That last Boca Burger has me all knotted up.
On more set of crunches, 2oz less weight in the car.
I thought my new seat mount was much stronger.
Buffing this new paint with my @ss is harder than I thought.

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Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:35 pm
by Michael Palero
It's almost like there's an invisible set of skis bound to his legs...

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:39 pm
by Jeff Shyu
"i knew all those hours in the bucket seat would have long term consequences"

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:59 pm
by Jason Uyeda
"Old man floored by riced out Ford..."

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:18 pm
by Robert Puertas
Too cheap to buy nitrogen, Bill tries inflating his race tires with methane gas.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:29 pm
by Chuck Fowler
"you know, it looks kind of manly from down here"

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 pm
by Kurt Rahn
Damn, that Ex Lax really works!

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:25 pm
by Thomas Barrett
He is using a hookers perspective to get the right alignment on those numbers:)

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:33 pm
by Max Hayter
Man, this tire valve makes a great butt plug.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:01 pm
by Jason Isley BS RX8
Max Hayter wrote:Man, this tire valve is the same size as Max.
Fixed that for you. }:)

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:32 pm
by Tom Tanquary
That's an odd way to check camber.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:34 am
by Bob Beamesderfer
I think this how Denise Austin does it.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:35 pm
by Eric Stanley
When I ordered this foot-stool from eBay I didn't know I'd have to put my own stickers on it.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:46 pm
by Steve Ekstrand
"My Euro Man-panties are even better than the Avard's cat for taking off cone marks!" :thumbup:

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:09 pm
by Toby Larsson
You know what they say, once you go black you never go back.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:29 pm
by Richard Jung
...forgot to bring my torque wrench.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:26 am
by John Coffey
The "Schenker Spinner" option, new from DUB wheels.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:12 pm
by Mako Koiwai
Bill just realized .....

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Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:01 pm
by Aaron Goldsmith
So that's what Ferrari was filling their tires with..

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:39 pm
by Kurt Rahn
Aaron Goldsmith wrote:So that's what Ferrari was filling their tires with..
Smelly but effective

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:15 pm
by Mako Koiwai
Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:30 pm
by Sebastian Rios
OH LOL!!!! :lol:

I haven't laughed this much in a while.

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:42 pm
by Bob Beamesderfer
Mako Koiwai wrote:Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:
No, they didn't discover it that way at all. Use of CO2 in racing tires far pre-dates Stepneygate, all the way back to the early 1990s. I highly recommend that people who seek accurate and relevant information on F1, instead of the second-hand regurgitation found at F1-live.com, read what's posted at grandprix.com, whose writer/editors have several decades of experience reporting on the sport.

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:18 pm
by Giovanni Jaramillo
Bob Beamesderfer wrote:
Mako Koiwai wrote:Off Topic ... one of the things that McLaren discovered in that spygate affair was that Ferrari uses CO2 instead of Nitrogen in their tires. Why ? Who knows ... :?:
No, they didn't discover it that way at all. Use of CO2 in racing tires far pre-dates Stepneygate, all the way back to the early 1990s. I highly recommend that people who seek accurate and relevant information on F1, instead of the second-hand regurgitation found at F1-live.com, read what's posted at grandprix.com, whose writer/editors have several decades of experience reporting on the sport.
Or better yet, subscribe to F1 Racing magazine.

http://www.f1racing.co.uk/

Re: Need help with a caption...

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:19 pm
by Mako Koiwai
I read about it in WIRED magazine. :roll: :oops: