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I can't find the way to tell Ash that the Jack In The Box bacon, egg and cheese biscuit is NOT the best food ever. Not even with ketchup. I like 'em, but they're not "the best ever"...

Curt Luther wrote:You know the drill. DO. NOT. STAY. ON. TOPIC...

I can't find the way to tell Ash that the Jack In The Box bacon, egg and cheese biscuit is NOT the best food ever. Not even with ketchup. I like 'em, but they're not "the best ever"...

Sorry, you're wrong.

Pacifico is better with lime, though...she's right about that.

What is the best food ever, if not JitBBEaCBwK?

Ashley Armstrong wrote:What is the best food ever, if not JitBBEaCBwK?

I've determined the test should be, "What will make you get out of be at 2AM to go get it?" The JitBBEaCBwK just ain't it...Sorry.

I need a haircut.

Naw, a Bojangles Ham/Egg biscuit is way better. Especially with a hangover - all the salt helps to raise your blood pressure enough to make the throbbing actually a bit interesting.

Sadly, no such facility exists west of roughly Chattanooga. Oh man, and the Char-Grill burgers. Oh do I miss those things.

I did find a place that often has true country ham though. Ranch99 markets. Go figure.

JitBBEaCBwK is probably the ONLY thing I'd leave the house to get at 2am. Also one of the only things that's open

From the sounds of it, my neighbors have been running their shower for approximately the last four hours. I wonder if that's what they thought of me when I had all those girls here...

Larry Andrews wrote:I did find a place that often has true country ham though. Ranch99 markets. Go figure.

Mmmm. Country ham. Now I wanna go to Cracker Barrel. If I leave now, I could be there by 2:00. Unless I go get that haircut...

What's country ham.

Ranch99 is a lot closer, but you have to get past the urine smell at the front door. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Country ham is salt cured and dried. Flavor is amazingly intense - but you totally have to get used to it if you've never had it before.

Sounds delicious! Let's go!

Ashley Armstrong wrote:What's country ham.

Stop keeping this on topic...

Should I throw the dead rat from the backyard in the "Trash" or "Green Waste" can? Nevermind. I'll just pitch it into the neighbor's yard...

Country ham is not for those with high blood pressure, diabetes, trench rot or excessive nose hair.

Oh, and it's really damn salty.

Damn! Now I want to go to Johnny Reb's for breakfast.

Curt Luther wrote:

Ashley Armstrong wrote:What's country ham.

Stop keeping this on topic...

Should I throw the dead rat from the backyard in the "Trash" or "Green Waste" can? Nevermind. I'll just pitch it into the neighbor's yard...

Salt-cure and dry it!

Bob Beamesderfer wrote:Country ham is not for those with high blood pressure, diabetes, trench rot or excessive nose hair.

Phew, I only have chest hair. And a mustache.

I can't believe that bringing up the smell at the front door of an asian grocery isn't a prime example of being off topic. How's bout the eviscerated turtles - does that count? If you stuffed a rat in there, you could probably get Prudhomme on board and call it a TurRatten.

Curt Luther wrote:

Ashley Armstrong wrote:What's country ham.

Stop keeping this on topic...

Should I throw the dead rat from the backyard in the "Trash" or "Green Waste" can? Nevermind. I'll just pitch it into the neighbor's yard...

A few years back when the SCNAX Cup followed a Nascar weekend, I found a dead rat that had been run over about 247 times and had dried out in the hot Fontucky fall. It was almost "wafer thin" and I thought of as our team mascot for about an hour, after which I threw the filthy [redacted favorite noun of Jules Winfield] into the trash.

Hey look! Checks from the March 2006 PSCC practice I didn't shred yet. This will kill 5 minutes...and what the hell happened to Jeff Barco and Eric Sung?

Curt Luther wrote:Hey look! Checks from the March 2006 PSCC practice I didn't shred yet. This will kill 5 minutes...and what the hell happened to Jeff Barco and Eric Sung?

Mr. Barco is currently in domestic exile. I think if he mentions "auto" and "cross" within three sentences, his wife grabs him by the chest hair.

Say. This seems like the perfect opportunity to discuss my upcoming tattoo.

Now there's a subject we can dwell on ... Where? What? Why? When?

too late. time to move on. I just bought the coolest shirt ever:

Has anyone else ever had trouble running their country ham down the disposal? My 8.4hp Dispos-o-matic (by Ronco™) just blew threw the kitchen wall, glowing red like Max Mosley's hindquarters at one of his shindigs, all thanks to one measly little hock.

And while I'm getting some answers, can someone please tell me the recommended treatment for a Chupacabra infestation? I already tried gummy bears and my neighbor's cat, but neither seemed to drive it away, so I'm thinking of picking up one of these to drive it off: http://tinyurl.com/2bnjbn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;. Added benefit, they look really cute (after the have their morning coffee) and make a great coffee table, stuffed.

Mike

PS Boomdeeyada!

PPS Enough OT there for ya Curt?

Mike Simanyi wrote:And while I'm getting some answers, can someone please tell me the recommended treatment for a Chupacabra infestation? I already tried gummy bears and my neighbor's cat, but neither seemed to drive it away, so I'm thinking of picking up one of these to drive it off: http://tinyurl.com/2bnjbn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;. Added benefit, they look really cute (after the have their morning coffee) and make a great coffee table, stuffed.

Oh my gosh that looks just like Waffle!!!!