Contesting a call

[Steve Ekstrand]

My wife asks me to hide my stupidity all the time. Doesn't work.

[Christine Grice]

}:)

[Rick Brown]

Oh and did I mention that T&S is extremely prejudiced. Who you are, how you present your request and how nice you've been to any of us in the forums will have a siginificant effect on the outcome of anything in question.



In other words, for the most part, you're screwed Steve }:) :mrt:

[Kurt Rahn]

Mr. Brown, sir...I'd like to say you're the best darn T&S person I've ever run across. And you're fast in a kart. And very manly. Did I miss anything? ;)

[John Coffey]

T&S is also very open to bribery, so no matter how much of a jerk a person is on this board, a little graft will get you a long way. If you think of our little Solo2 group as the Latin American country San Marcos with Patches playing the role of Fielding Mellish, then you'll go a long way towards understanding how this all works. }:)

Don Dunphy: Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the little republic of San Marcos where we're going to bring you a live, on the spot assassination. They're going to kill the president of this lovely Latin American country and replace him with a military dictatorship. And everybody is about as excited and tense as can be. The weather on this Sunday afternoon is perfect; and if you've just joined us, we've seen a series of colorful riots that started with the traditional bombing of the American embassy - a ritual as old as the city itself.

Howard Cosell: This is tremendous, Don, just tremendous. The atmosphere heavy, uncertain, overtones of ugliness. A reminder, in a way, of how it was in March of 1964 at Miami Beach when Clay met Liston for the first time and nobody was certain how it would turn out. The crowd is tense; they've been here since ten this morning. And... and I think I see... the door beginning to open. El Presidente may be coming out. The door opens. It's he... it's El Presidente waving at the crowd. A shot rings out! He turns... he runs back toward the building, trying to get in. This crowd is going wild. He's caught in a crossfire of bullets. And down! It's over! It's all over for El Presidente!

New President Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

[Mike Simanyi]

Mr. Brown, sir...I'd like to say you're the best darn T&S person I've ever run across. And you're fast in a kart. And very manly. Did I miss anything? ;)

His skill at counting $20s in rapid succession? ;)