My Girlfriend's New Toy

[Tadd Ekstrand]

Yea they live in Lake Sherwood. Silvester Stalone is moving in 2 houses down from them.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Does Rocky have cute daughters?

I can just imagine Stallone trying to put a twin Rolls cigar boat out on the Lake.

[Tadd Ekstrand]

He has 7 and a 5 year old daughter. It will be fun to smoke a cigar with Tom and Rocky.

[Steve Ekstrand]

She's way too hot for Tadd - what's going on here? :unimpressed:

Tadd possesses the ultimate chick magnet.... A DODGE Truck!

[Aaron Goldsmith]

She's way too hot for Tadd - what's going on here? :unimpressed:

Tadd possesses the ultimate chick magnet.... A DODGE Truck!

Dodge you say? That's like AMC right?

[Steve Ekstrand]

More like FIAT

[John Prosser]

More like FIAT

Fix It Again Tadd??

JP

[Eric Clements]

Since morgan has the ultimate tanning machine maybe Tadd needs a real Autocross car, like a E-stock MR2... ;)

[Steve Ekstrand]

It would get a lot better mileage than the Monster Truck.

[Eric Clements]

Mari hasn't really come around to be willing to sell it but it seems like a waste of national level car to just commute to work in it.

[Tadd Ekstrand]

Ehhh I love my 8.5 MPG truck. So here are some pics of my chick magnet....

[Kurt Rahn]

I haven't felt good driving Moby around since the day I leased him despite his relative vehicle dynamics. And I've truly come to realize what a bloated pig he is since I started autocrossing. I can't imagine daily-driving anything bigger and deriving any pleasure from it at all. Other than the thrill of having a big, tall mass of steel that intimidates other drivers, which doesn't float my boat (since I'm already large and intimidating, without having to resort to a metal exoskeleton).

Plus, I've seen too many people that think they're exempt from the laws of physics driving these leviathans (really good idea to be 20" off my back bumper at 75 mph in your 5000 lb Suburban honker with two kids in car seats, Mommy Megan!). Can't see daily driving a truck willingly. Unless there's a welcoming stretch of mud and jumps between home and work, what's the point?

[David Avard]

what's the point?

Hot (rich) girlfriend.

[Steve Ekstrand]

I'm getting sort of used to driving my 7400lbs 1-ton Cummins as a DD. Something about 650ftlbs of torque stock and 18.4mpg combined on the last tank before I had to tow anything.

But I liked my Dakota because it handled better than the 94 Z28 LT1 M6 we had. Monster trucks? Not my thing.

[Max Hayter]

Bro's and Bro Ho's

At least, that's what Sebastian tells me lifted truck people are called

[Chad Stubblefield]

Here was my baby:
Never got the chance to give it a lift though, But hey a real chick snatcher non the less.
At least I have some dirt on mine

[Tadd Ekstrand]

That's true. People with lifted trucks are called bros. I love driving my truck it's fun and the looks I get from people driving hybrids are priceless.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Obama will put an end to the Bro's eventually.... Evil resource pilagers...


Its all about the Dodge trucks....

[Jeff Shyu]

i drove from the west side to LB like this:



pretty awesome..

[Christine Grice]

I always remember calling them Flat Billers

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[Steve Ekstrand]

But Tadd.... To truly be a Bro don't you have to wear cheap T-shirts and trucker hats?

Seems like your $150 T's are just asking to get beat up in that crowd????

[Jeff Shyu]

But Tadd.... To truly be a Bro don't you have to wear cheap T-shirts and trucker hats?

Seems like your $150 T's are just asking to get beat up in that crowd????

$150 T's?!..

that better come w/ hot woman attached.

[Kurt Rahn]

what's the point?

Hot (rich) girlfriend.

She is definitely hot and rich, but I'm guessing (hoping?) that Tadd's other qualities were what attracted her to him. Don't know that I'd be really interested in a woman that was attracted to a truck. Missing teeth and playing a banjo come to mind.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Well... They always seem to drive the mom's Cayenne Turbo and not the monster truck... Not sure what that says about it all....

http://www.edhardyshop.com/Men-s-Death- ... n_choc.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Its on sale! Such a deal.

[Kurt Rahn]

But Tadd.... To truly be a Bro don't you have to wear cheap T-shirts and trucker hats?
Seems like your $150 T's are just asking to get beat up in that crowd????

If you truly want to be a flat-biller, you have to have a lot of tattoos, wear a wife beater and live in the 909. And your truck has to have at least 6" more lift than Tadd's. As an accessory, a black eye from the fight you and your bros got into last night is a nice touch.