A blonde and a lawyer found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer asked the blonde to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time she asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde fifty dollars.
The lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without a word the blonde paid the lawyer five dollars.
The blonde then asked him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?"
The lawyer thought about it for a long time, but finally gave up. He handed the blonde a $50 bill, and asked her what the answer was.
Without saying a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars.
Blonde/Lawyer Joke of the day
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Re: Blonde/Lawyer Joke of the day
LOL.
fyi, the answer is: 2 people go up a hill (4 legs); going down hill, they tie their legs together (3-legged race). The question is typically the other way (3 up, 4 down), but this way works just dandy
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Beat a blonde and a lawyer, sweet.
fyi, the answer is: 2 people go up a hill (4 legs); going down hill, they tie their legs together (3-legged race). The question is typically the other way (3 up, 4 down), but this way works just dandy
.Beat a blonde and a lawyer, sweet.
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Re: Blonde/Lawyer Joke of the day
A group of dinner guests were blaming all of America’s troubles on lawyers when a woman said, “They aren’t all so bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $1000.”
“I don’t believe it,” the host responded.
“It’s true, I swear it,” said the woman. “I had a complicated personal injury case and what with the lawyer’s fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, my lawyer simply forgave the difference.”
“I don’t believe it,” the host responded.
“It’s true, I swear it,” said the woman. “I had a complicated personal injury case and what with the lawyer’s fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, my lawyer simply forgave the difference.”