Son of "Don't Drift this Thread"'s long lost cousin...

[Jeff Shyu]

if the dictionary recognized the word "pwnt", this guy's face should definitely have at least a honorable mention.

http://dealbreaker.com/2009/10/jeffrey- ... i.php#more" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

hope they are in dire need of analysts in china, that's the only place he's gonna get a job, and maybe not even there.

[Steve Ekstrand]

His resume lists four Bachelors from UT.... A quad major?

[Jeff Shyu]

just how good he is.

5k marathon

[Steve Ekstrand]

5k marathon

I think that's how far my parking spot was from the timing motorhome last event.

[Christine Grice]

How to change a VW Beetle gnerator belt in 5 seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhfcdQf1QA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Mako Koiwai]

Brilliant!

I wonder how fast he could change out a Corvair belt! ;)

[Rick Brown]

Brilliant!

I wonder how fast he could change out a Corvair belt! ;)

A bit more of a pain. I had a Corvair powered dune buggy that threw the belt all the time so always had to carry spares.

[Rick Brown]

Just in time for Holloween - a stripper that really goes all the way..............
http://members.quixnet.net/free2000/hol ... ripper.wmv

[Tadd Ekstrand]

M3 car porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNb0F0Y ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Rick Brown]

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
Listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed
And her husband says "The dog is still barking,
What have you been doing?"

The blonde says,
"I put the dog in OUR backyard,
let's see how THEY like it!"

[Craig Naylor]

They don't make commercials like this anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qB0lb40 ... onse_watch" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Will Kalman]

They don't make commercials like *this* anymore either!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tg1kEBUO9A" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Mike Simanyi]

You'll have to login to your e-bay account to read this, but it's worth the effort. Be sure to check out the auction item as well...

http://contact.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e ... ge&guest=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Marshall Grice]

Language warning, but damn it's hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Bob Beamesderfer]

Language warning, but damn it's hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

How to look like a complete tool!

[Will Kalman]

Another classic news report from The Onion!

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/f ... videoembed

[Christine Grice]

Proof that drinking and driving don't mix:
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/09/vide ... haken-not/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Rick Brown]

A real crotch rocket..........
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0404990510" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Marshall Grice]

A real crotch rocket..........
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0404990510" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

adds new meaning to fire crotch.

[Steve Ekstrand]

I wonder what kind of range that jet bike gets with such a little tank???

Jet A???

You can get that at the local Chevron right???

[Marshall Grice]

I wonder what kind of range that jet bike gets with such a little tank???

Jet A???

You can get that at the local Chevron right???

you could probably run it on diesel. it's just an APU motor.

[Steve Ekstrand]

Yeah, I remember Jay Leno saying his Jet Bike could run on about anything.

[Will Kalman]

Curt, I found your next car (with co-driver).

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[Kurt Rahn]

Curt, I found your next car (with co-driver).

PoleStock.jpg

Won't work. It's not white.

[Craig Naylor]

Damn you have good eyes... I can't tell what color it is. Either the wrap, or the color under with the current lighting on the street.

But the short shorts are white, doesn't that compensate?