Some Wacky Internet Article wrote:...and the company is headquartered in Hamburg , Germany
VW is headquartered in Hamburg? That's news to me!
Now I need to go and fix all the Wolfsburg badges on my Volkswagens =(

- WOLFSBURG
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I say it would blow in the slalom. VWoA will equip it with some horrible EDL (Electronic Differential Lock) and non fully defeatable stability control.
The first year owners will be fan boys since VW will ship out a gloss plastic doll called a "Slow" with a red painted mouth to match the grill.
The sedan L1 owners (GLI1 owners) will receive cardboard cup coasters featuring the 2009 Yellow VW Beetle 2.0